>> Sorry, no lawn party
Well, that went better than expected. Pretty much normal! At least as well as my phone could show. I couldn't find Donald the Dip lurking out front on his lawn chair-- directing crowd control and ordering hits from the grassy knoll.
I wonder if he just stayed at home, watching TV, making 'X'-lists with Elon, planning whose lives to ruin? Can't you just see them there, gloating and bloating with some hired lap dancer?
Meanwhile, Melania is out shopping for inaugural nighties. She has four years of spending nights out ahead of her. Out behind Mar-Lard-Go, the kids are pulling Croquet stakes from the swamp to move to the South Lawn.
Oh, please don't get me started! Thank goodness for a peaceful transition. Did I see Kamala wipe a tear during that last round of applause? Perhaps remembering Pence?
- W. Reyn Coda
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